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Wasu wasu wasu wasuuup BITCONNEEEEEECT!!!
Only one way to use this in a sentence.
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"
He's a legend. That's all I need to say.
You're such a Matteo Carlos man.
The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
the best and most pretty boyfriend ever <333
juan carlos is so hot omg mommy ^_^
He cannot find his car, so sad.
You: Carlos Mendoza, where is your car.
Carlos: STOP IT I AM HAVING A TEST!
The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.
The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.