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To come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. Said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. Truly a taste treat for one and all.
One might say that they have "rolled out the blue carpet treatment" after twisting up a L with a blueberry wrap filled with the Ohhway.
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A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.
My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!
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Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!
Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?
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When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.
Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.
"stay off the carpet"
To not buy clothes and spend a lot of money at Target stores. Because the carpet is where all the clothes are.
I only spent $50 bucks at Target today because I stayed off the carpet.
I went to target today and only spent $50 dollars because I managed to stay off the carpet!
had sex all night aggressively
my body is sore because i tore up the carpet last night
Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.
After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.
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