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When a group of gay black guys play bingo on a Friday.
Hey chris are you going to crestons rusty chain this friday?
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When one or both partners in a committed relationship become aroused during discussions regarding engagement or matrimony; arousal will occur despite a lack of sexual advances on either part.
Caitlin: "It was the strangest thing...Brian and I were talking about getting engaged the other day, and all of a sudden he had a raging hard on."
Carole: "Uhh, yeah. That's because he has a bad case of Ball and Chain Syndrome."
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The only real chain there is worn by Richard P.
That Lexus chain was 3000 dollas
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referring to when when a girl sloppily jumps on a mans penis as he is standing
The two sloppy girls, jenna and lindsay, jumped harrison and i's chains
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When you go out on the town, and sport your favorite necklace!
Finally got a day off, got to " rock my chain"
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You have your girl whipped. If she wants sex, she has to go through you and possibly do a favor. She does anything you say and you happen to win every argument. Basically, if you can pull it off, you are God. If you abuse this power, you are an asshole douchebag cunt and deserve to die slowly and painfully to the point where no one can identify you.
Guy1: You'll never believe what I just did.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!!!!!
Guy2: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Guy1: Now if she wants to go out, she has to ask me first.
Guy2: You're a dick.
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The sound sex makes when you use a mashed-up banana as emergency lube.
We were on this camping trip, and we forgot to bring lube, so we mashed up a banana and used that. It sounded like riding with a sticky bicycle chain.
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