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A boy who lives in weslaco named omar loredo who likes banging homeless ebony bitches for fun... and jerking off to big black dicked trannys
"That biotch omar loredo is a God damn closet nigga dawg no doubt"
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one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut
he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....
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The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!
John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.
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Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.
Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.
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1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.
2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.
3) A baseball player.
"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"
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a black kid who doesn't dress like an emo but does listen to emo music and may cut themselves
You see that dude over there he a closet-negmo. Bet you right now he's over there listening to some MCR.
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Someone who externally acts likes a badass and tough as hell and isn't afraid of anything but you catch them off guard and they are scared or scream.
My girlfriend is a tough brod or at least I thought until I came home late at night from work and came into the room when she was asleep and she screamed. I called her a closet pussy.We both laughed.
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