Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices
When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.
Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.
Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices
Bill: not tonight babe
Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE
When a older Romans pussy lips are so loose that they can spin at very high speeds and cause her to lift off the ground and fly...
josh: hol up bro to mom flying, how she doing that
me: bitch got a cooter copter
If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.
The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
An overly enthusiastic gay woman with a shaved vagina
you seem like a wooter cooter
someone who will do anything for pussy; one who lurks around girls for some ass
rob keeps staring at my ass, he’s such a cooter creaper