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A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.
Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
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Black Hole Sun has finally come.
COVID-19 is washing away the rain. 👍
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We all have been affected by the current COVID-19 pandemic. However, the impact of the pandemic and its consequences are felt differently depending on our status as individuals and as members of society. While some try to adapt to working online, homeschooling their children and ordering food via Instacart, others have no choice but to be exposed to the virus while keeping society functioning. Our different social identities and the social groups we belong to determine our inclusion.
COVID-19 is killing people on a large scale. As of October 10, 2020, more than 7.7 million people across every state in the United States and its four territories had tested positive for COVID-19. According to the New York Times database, at least 213,876 people with the virus have died in the United States.1 However, these alarming numbers give us only half of the picture; a closer look at data by different social identities (such as class, gender, age, race, and medical history) shows that minorities have been disproportionally affected by the pandemic. These minorities in the United States are not having their right to health fulfilled.
According to the World Health Organization’s report Closing the Gap in a Generation: Health Equity through Action on the Social Determinants of Health, “poor and unequal living conditions are the consequences of deeper structural conditions that together fashion the way societies are organized—poor social policies and programs, unfair economic
“Remember the covid-19 pandemic, everyone has forgot it now it feels like it was made up.”
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Recognizing someone with a mask on and looks different when the mask is removed.
When I saw their COVID FACE, I was ready to sit on it. But then the mask came off and I liked their COVID FACE better!
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A person who uses coivd19 as an excuse to not attend an event or see a person.
1. Hey, where's Lachlan Bernie tonight?
2. Yea na, he ain't here. His a covid bitch!
1. What a friggin dawg ay.
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COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
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When a man gets the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.
I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.
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