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A Curse in which you obtain once you've sold your soul to the Jailbreak Discord. This curse gives you a cool green name at a cost of you getting absolutely zero bitches for the rest of your lives.
"Yo man why is Tom still single"
"Because he's cursed with the Curse of the Jailbreak Regular!"
After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.
Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.
When you always want to be playing on “insert console” but you have things to do.
“Did you heard from Jim he’s been out.”
“I heard he got the curse of the console!”
in inability to maintain the attraction the vaginal intercourse from a women immediately after a serious breakup of a relationship
joe- "she wouldn't have sex with me"
Bob- "thats because you have the CURSE"
a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp
he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi
Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".
- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse
The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.
"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"