Dark and twisty

A person who is morose or macabre

Desi is into serial killers she is so dark and twisty

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Dark Surprise

The act of stabbing someone and then deficating into the wound.

“I’m going to give you my dark surprise.”

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turn on the dark

To turn off the lights, draw the blinds, etc. To create darkness in the room, as opposed to turning on the lights.

We're going to watch a movie, TURN ON THE DARK!!

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Dark Vader

What Europeans (especially French) call "Darth Vader" - because they have a hard time pronouncing "th". This name is legit for European languages.

French citizen: "Dark Vader is my favorite character in 'Guerres de Etoiles'."

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Dark Knight

A variation of the hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait.

Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.

this guy wasn't into banging at my mom's house, but he was a total dork so I figured I'd pull a dark knight.

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The Dark Lord

-also My Lord; reference made to evil sorcerer Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series, by his followers, the Death Eaters.

"The Dark Lord is coming for you."

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Finsbury Dark

also known as Finsbury Park, North London

A place in London, England, at the junction of the London Boroughs of Islington, Haringey and Hackney.

Guy on the phone on the No. 29 bus northbound:
"I'm on Seven Sisters... in Finsbury Dark..."

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