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A Tweaker Dick is an annoying guy who smokes meth regularly and who can't maintain an erection. He often will insist on trying to have sex with various partners and pretend to not notice his dick is soft. He may try for hours. Cialis and Viagra are oftentimes a great remedy for tweaker dick.
That dummy whipped out his tweaker dick and expected me to suck it or something! I laughed and took a picture of it for my tumblr.
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A person who's just an asshole ALL the time.
Guy: Hey did you see that dude over there?
Me: Yeah. He's a dick wad
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One who reached supreme baller status
Buddy: She's fine.........Me: That's Alicia, she only sucks baller dick
When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.
"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"
"My dickgrabbers look good asf"
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The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world
He knocked me out with that perfect Dick
When she gets so much dick it pokes her in the brain.
In conversation:
"Why are her eyes like that?"
"I gave Martha that brain dick and she hasn't been able to see straight since. "