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The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
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A Bitching Motherfucka That gets all the hoes, Good and Bad, Man and Women
You should never question him
Im Ding Dong Daddy Diego Bitch
To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.
Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book
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N. a home run catchphrase popularlized by Fox announcer Joe Buck in a Budweiser commercial
Ortiz hits in back, way back, and...slama-lama, ding-dong!
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When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.
"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"
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To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.
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How to ask for anal sex from a Thai sex worker.
"Fah ten dolla mah I geev you boom boom ding dong long time"
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