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usually a British cunt who plays rocket league with a booter. Often found jerking off in his room to tiny Tom cruise or shoving 30 clips up his ass for great pleasure whilst gagging on his fingers
I can’t play Xbox with you anymore bro, I heard you go “dirty Judd” last night on the mic you forgot to mute ... I’m too turned on
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When a woman shoves an entire Christmas tree up her vagina and pushes out the ornaments over a snowman.
“What did you do last night?” “Oh me I watched your mother do a dirty maddy”
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when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.
It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.
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In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle
Last night I gave my girl a dirty Reginald... now I’m single.
A prank involving utilizing another persons deodorant to wipe ones anus without their knowledge thus defeating the purpose of applying deodorant in the first place.
Person A: Dude, you smell like shit.
Person B: Yeah, I wonder if I was Dirty Sandelined?
Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
Spreading your nutsack across a girl's forehead, preferrably while she is tossing your salad.
Alternatively a Dirty Klingon
I gave this girl a dirty Worf last night.