Impatience Disease

When you're not patient enough.

Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified

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milk disease

irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk

irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease

if you drink a lot of milk you have milk disease

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fimrite disease

a disease you get from someone with the first or last name fimrite, who flexes all the time abt their technology and bullies people and now you do that too.

i think im catching the fimrite disease.

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4chan disease

autism

Dude, I've probably got the 4chan disease

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onomatelopasaurouseperino disease

onomatelopasaurouseperino disease is a severe condition, in which the fallopian tube--most commonly used in star bucks--turns green and rots away. The rot of the green fallopian tube causes fatigue, irritability, heart palpitations, and Draymond Green to snapchat a photo of his dick. Symptoms include: runny nose, dry scrotum, an erection lasting more than four hours, and child labor.

Patient: "Hey doctor, I believe that I may have onomatelopasaurouseperino disease."
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*

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Slayton’s Disease

Slayton’s disease is a interchangeable synonym of Hotdog fingers.

I got Slayton’s Disease and now I can’t find gloves that fit.

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HK Disease

This disease is caused when one will not turn away from their electronic device when in conversation.

Hey bro!!! Answer me bro!!!

oh sorry man I was diagnosed with HK disease..its terminal.

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