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An adorable stuffed blue dog with three white spots, over her eye, butt, and tail.
"Yo bro can I play with Mommy Doggy?"
"No."
To pursue something with such ferocity that one begins to lose basic motor functions and most traces of intelligence.
Watch out! He's going whole hoggy mad doggy this game!
A secret technique used in the doggy style position, where the pitcher applies hot wax to their partners anus like a brazilian wax and rips off the wax strip when the reciever reaches climax.
Jesse: "Jax and I are losing the spark in our sex life We are trying to find something to spice things up."
Christian: "Have you tried the Brazilian Doggy Style yet!? Last year I went to Key west and tried it and it was amazing!"
Jesse: "Oh that sounds like it's a lot of fun. I'll let my ass hair grow out for 2 weeks to really get the maximum orgasm!"
First order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its asshole shut. Wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. Then take your dog outside and collect its runny shit with the take away box that the curry came in. Then you can put some turmeric or cumin in the shit to make it smell like curry. Then proceed to give the box to a homeless person and make it look like an act of kindness.
wife: "Honey theres another homeless guy outside again"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
A person who does naughty stuff with their dog
Person 1 (wiktoria) : did u see that doggie diddler outside
Person 2 (evyn) : yeah I know it's so vile and scary she needs to be locked up
A person who engages in naughty acts with their dog specifically their pet
Person 1: did you hear about that girl
Person 2: no what did she do?
Person 1: she's a doggie diddler
Person 2: that's disgusting and nasty she needs to be locked up
Person 1: litch babes litch
A doggy dab, a little wee brown stain which is often found long after a punishment turd has been found, left urgently by a desperate doggo. The doggy dab is the result of a repeated turtle head poop poking it's little brown head out,
leaving an imprint like a brown jumbo bingo marker, while your dog patiently tried to garner your attention to take it outside to lay it's log safely on the lawn. Don't be surprised to find a doggy dab or ten if you've not been timely with allowing your doggo to enjoy its motions.
I waited in all day for a delivery of cbd vapes, my dog did an indoor shit because I slack on taking him outside, later I found a series of doggy dabs all-over the arm of my sofa.