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1) Gathering of douches in a secluded area.
2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."
2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
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a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason
look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes
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The automobile driven by a douche. Esp. lifted trucks covered with srh stickers.
"I bet that clown-shoes fucker thinks his douche-mobile is hot shit. I hope it rolls on the freeway."
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Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
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The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trick is a total douche.
"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
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someone who is even more of a douche than a douche
That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He was a Douchy Douche!!!
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the mark of a douche bag
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
He is douche mark-ed all over the place
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