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A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
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when a girl falls in love with a guy simply over a mesmerising acoustic guitar performance. this effect commonly happens at highschool talent shows, or at pubs.
Person1: “yo Devi’s in LOVE with that guy on stage, weird right?”
Person2: “yeah bro, they call it the Ed Sheeran Effect”
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Ed Sheeran is the most beautiful human being you will ever see in your entire life. He has incredibly orange beautiful ginger hair, and shockingly bright Tenerife sea blue eyes. Not only is he gorgeous on the outside, but on the inside is even better. Ed has an amazingly sweet and hilarious personality that just melts your heart. Ed sounds like an actual angel and looks like one. No mater what this beautiful ginger sings, he sounds amazing.
“Hey have you heard of Ed Sheeran?”
“No I haven’t”
“Go listen to this beautiful human you’re missing out on the best part of life”
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The most amazing songwriter and singer in the worlddd. He has ginger hair and amazing blue eyes and whoever dislikes him is simply jealous of him. His music changes the world and people lives and basically cures depression. It's ok if you don't like his music but there is absolutely no reason to hate him.
"Do you like Ed Sheeran?"
"No"
"Why though?!"
"I don't know..maybe I am subconsciously jealous of him"
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When one forgets to say something important and then gets made fun of
Husband: Wow, your the most amazing... uhhh... uhhh...
Wife: ...wife. "Your the most amazing" wife!
Husband: My bad. I just got Rick Perry-ed...
To be taken advantage of by older gay men willing to buy you drinks.
To partake in sex while your friends read bible versus outside your door.
To cougar hunt for your friends moms.
To get blackout drunk and confuse your roommates beds for yours.
Who knew that was a gay bar? I can't believe i got Jimmy Wilson-ed like that.
(verb) to lead on, develop a strong connection with and have a person fall hard for you just to drop them 2 weeks to 2 months later, ending in devastation and heartbreak for only one
*bonus points if this process is repeated with the same person over and over again*
man, i think i just got ethan hall-ed
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