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People who won't shut up about Sonic The Hedgehog who are usually violent in nature. They tend to be crazy psychopaths who have nothing better to do than to spam and troll. They tend to like Sonic '06.
Chase The Hedgehog is a Sonic Fag.
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a Mac-user who is obnoxious and arrogant. They are identified by those Mac-users who insist on showing off their latest iPhone, iPad, etc. all the while incessantly bragging about Mac in an arrogant and holier-than-thou manner.
These people often drive Priuses, wear uber-nerdy close on purpose, hang out in coffee shops just to be seen, tell you how much they 'care' about the latest human rights/animal rights craze (Japan, Haiti, etc.) and always offer their unwelcome, obnoxious opinion no matter what. These tools are walking Mac commercials.
at the scene of a car accident
Mac fag: "Hey, I took some pictures of the crash."
Level-headed person: "Thanks, man, that's helpful."
Mac fag: "Check it out, if you do this with your finger you can zoom in for more detail and did you know that my iPhone 4 can even *blah blah blah* five minutes later You know the Snow Leopard OS doesn't have all the virus and security problems that a PC *blah blah blah*...
Level-headed person: "Dude, seriously. You're such a mac fag. It's really not a good time, and my PC is just fine. Stop preaching at me. There are more important things to worry about...like this fucking car accident you caused."
Mac fag: "I get way more miles to the gallon with my hybrid and did you know that I can check traffic on my iPho-- *punch*
Everyone else at the scene of the accident: *applause*
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When ones sneaks off to have a cigarette unnoticed. Used especially when one is not supposed to be smoking but does anyway.
John: "I'm just off out for a crafty fag round the back"
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1) American English; performing fellatio upon a homosexual.
2) Parts of Scotland and Northern England; smoking a cigarette.
1) Did you hear about that congressman? He was blowing a fag on the airport restroom!
2) Morag, your pint is waiting!
"Will ye gimme a minute, aye! I'm still blowing a fag ootside!"
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A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.
Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.
later at the motel
CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.
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the male counterpart to fag hag meaning a gay males best friend
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