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Similar to a dirty sanchez, during anal when your dick is covered in feces, pull out and smear it under her nose and top lip area while eating a croissant.
I was with this chick last night and she told me she wanted me to give her a Filthy Jacques.
That Micheal Hale cunt, is a filthy creature. He spat on me!
An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.
Your friend: Die you filthy goose!
You: Oh, Ok. :(
Your Friend: Yeah you filthy goose!
The act of farting into one end of a tube while another person on the other end inhales and holds it til they pass out
When Jim went to the strip club he paid a stripper for a Filthy Kim
A filthy sunrise is when you piss in someone's mouth, crack an egg in it, then turn around to shart in their face. It is usually done during the morning of the day.
Guy1: I just gave my girl a filthy sunrise!
Guy2: bro that's sick!
A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Running a 5k and then immediately proceeding to receive oral, leaving your sweating crotch stench all over your partners face.
I surprised my girl with a filthy 5k and she threw up all over my nuts.