a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.
"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.
“What’s that smell”
“It’s my new foot cream”
A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe
Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis
The act of receiving a foot job while driving a motor vehicle.
Jen!!! Will you stop foot dicking me I’m trying to drive in the Keys!
When you are sitting on the toilet to long looking at meme and your foot goes numb.
Steve: Hey bro why are you limping?
Ray: I had to take shit and now I have meme foot.
A Coochie that smell like corn chips
“ I went over her crib and went to give her head... that bitch got Coochie foot “
verb: the act of dipping ones foot into a bucket of ice, then inserting the foot into the female genetalia while wiggling the toes rapidly.
'Did you hear how John was caught Shrimp Footing Marta?'