Gas Enema

The process of filling up your gas tank when the price per gallon is above $3 per gallon. At that price, you may as well take the nozzle and stick it up your ass.

I couldn't even sit in my car after the gas enema I got at the gas station. F*&king oil companies!

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Guido Gas

An energy drink, such as Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, or Amp. Though Guidos rely on these energy drinks to function, they generally mix them with one or more types of alcohol to counter the jittery side-effects. Common mixers include Jagermeister and vodka, though they are rarely exclusive to either.

I was just in the convenience store, where I saw two Guidos fueling up on Guido Gas.

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jot ga

fuck off.

star trek fan: come to my house so we can watch star trek!
guy #1: Jot ga shibal saeki.

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Fart Gas

An ungodly gas that comes out of the Devil's Asshole in video games (i.e. Silent Hill, Beyond Two Souls...)

Push the fart gas into my head!

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pass the gas

to fart

Im going to pass the gas

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smoke gas

Smoke gas is smoking weed

- dude do you want to try the hookah?
-no imma smoke gas

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Gas head

Someone who lies about everything they do

Tom's such a gas head

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