When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously
Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.
A lesbian
“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler
When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn
Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch
Jax is a gooch wipe
Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since
Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy
The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.
Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.