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Anything that is proven to be fact by searching for keywords on Google's search engine and comparing the result totals.
The search engine (www.google.com) is used because it is the de facto search engine of choice on the internet.
If you Google (verb) the words "Dick Cheney" + "Selfless", you get 25,400 results (as of 7/2009).
If you Google the words "Dick Cheney"
+ "Selfish" you get 110,000 results.
This is intended to indicate that the popular consensus on the internet is that 'Dick Cheney' is more closely associated with the term 'selfish' than 'selfless'. He must therefore be, in fact, selfish.
This conclusion is called 'Google Wisdom'.
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Google Hangouts is a chatting system created by, what a surprise, Google. On the surface, it appears to be innocent and of no harm - just another way to socialize. But really, it is filled with evil. Students who use Google Hangouts most likely use it due to the fact that they do not have a phone. These students probably have extremely strict parents, especially by the teenage years (a generalization not meant to be offensive)... aka the smarter kids. There is a lot of competition between these students, which fuels drama. During school, of course, there isn't much time to argue and fight, but after school, Google Hangouts becomes the warzone. The place where all the drama is born and amplified.
So, moral of the story, try to avoid group chats of over 40 people on Hangouts. It will not fair well (especially if the group chat contains enemies of yours).
I spoke with my friend on Google Hangouts today.
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When some one checks Google to find the location of a place that they need to get to, often considered quite nerdy. (doesn't stop me from doing it though)
Tom: hey do you know where this club is James?
James: yeah I Google Mapped it.
Tom: you need to get out more.
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When you feel the need to google something.
World's hottest climate.
"hey google the hottest climate to see where it is."
"Google moment!"
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When a website you performed search engine optimization on increases it's page rank or rank for a particular keyword or group of keywords.
I got some Google Love today on my blog. They moved me up from position 7 to 2 overnight.
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The Google Forest is where tweakers end up on days 4 through 6 of a meth binge!They will spend hours on their cell phones and discover the most outrageous websites and try to decipher the "HIDDEN"Conspiracy behind it!
I've been walking through the Google Forest for 6 days!
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The opposite, but related to, of google proved
When 2 people are arguing, (considering that since science-even social science- was, is, and will forever be, self correcting) but supposing that neither of the arguing parties wants to lose their argument ( I mean wtf, what rational person wants to lose an argument:)), one of 3 things will happen:
1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself
2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.
3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.
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