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A one up on a dirty sanchez. Instead of simply wiping fecal matter upon your nemisis upper lip, you actually apply the whole "log" of fecal matter to the upperlip. Just a bit more chunky eh.
Aww man that dude that passed out last night got the most fucked up Grand Sanchez ever.
HEY THAT WAS ME!!!!
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A hot stunning star who out beats a ton if music creators and can hit some of the highest notes also is a stunning woman who is better then 6ix9ine
My favourite song is sang by Ariana Grande
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Legend in music, pop queen, owner of Spotify, someone who is ending every one career
Ariana Grande is a legend, she is the queen of pop of our generation.
Ariana Grande owns Spotify because she is the queen of streaming
Ariana is ending everyone's career.
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yuh she’s the most beautiful and talented women
-omg shes Ariana Grande
Ari: yuh
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This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.
There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.
The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris
Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"
Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"
A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.
*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
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A South Central city in Nebraska
Grand Island is home to the set I call The Westside Whiteboys. People know we're the Westside Whiteboys. Shaved headed down ass mothafuckers to say fuck ESL -13-. You ain't no mothafuckin' mafia. West is the Best.
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