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Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
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a quote from Bob's burgers that Tina says. When someone's about to get beaten
Wow. She messed up so now her ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
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The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.
Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
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When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!
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simply it means i'm gonna beat the fuck out you
Person 1: You dirty bombastic bitch
Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
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Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
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Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear
Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear
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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night
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