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setting fire to and/or burning your guitar
how to hendrix a guitar
*person smashing guitar*
person 2: what the hell man?
person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!
When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand
My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo
A guitar tuned in a way that intentionally sounds out of tune.
Nothing's better than Boo Bob's Barnyard Blitz, hearing Wohunk on bass, Beewick on drums, and good ol' Boo Bob on down home juicy guitar.
knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph
David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.
Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!
Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.
Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.
Just like any Guitar this is just like any. It can differ from size to shape but not color.
Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful
John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet