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The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.
Yo man i just got a Naked Guy... it was very painful and not exciting!
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The guy job is a form of male-male fellatio performed to the point orgasm. This sexual act usually involves severe gagging as the performer looks into the receiver's eyes
The guy job was legend to have first been performed by a male prostitute, Jim, on his lover, and wealthy vetinarian/ businessman, Guy.
The guy job is in identical to a blow job and is becoming a big part in the lifes of gay male couples and in gay porn
Jim sees Guy walk into his brothel- 'Oi, Guy, do you want a guy job?'
Guy- ' Yes, bitch, and hurry- I've got to meet Karl Marx in Dubai to plan that revolution thingy.'
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According to the Pedo Files, "An Encyclopedic Guide to All Things Pedo", a modern term of affection used by middle aged tech billionaires with decades younger girlfriends to describe their creepy elders who also have younger girlfriends but are less tech savvy and prefer to walk (from the Latin pedester, going on foot) or swim rather than drive electric cars or ride in kid-sized submarines. Some etymologists have suggested this may be a double entendre on the Afrikaans slang for an Olympic level 'pedo (or Speedo) wearing swimmer.
Modern usage: nice job Vern using your pedo instincts to find those young cave divers.
Afrikaans slang: Vern is a such a pedo guy, and he looks so manly in his Speedos.
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A man of East Asian ancestral descent. They are often overlooked in favor of Asian Girls by horny douchebags.
Contrary to retarded stereotypes, as long as you're a good person, they generally make good friends/mates. Most of them are used to horny douchebags trying to befriend them simply to date their sisters, so they will be wary at first.
Compatible with well-founded stereotypes, they typically try to excel at whatever they're doing, whether it's school, sports, music, games, or computers.
UrbanDictionary has tons of words and definitions for Asian Girl, but few for Asian Guy.
Asian Girls really are the best, but give the Asian Guy some fucking credit for making them.
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A concept that men find natural, but women find confusing or annoying.
"Do you have to celebrate after every touchdown?"
"It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand."
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A (or THE) Tub Guy is a twisted creature of the late night and early evening on weekends. Few recorded sightings of the Tub Guy have been documented, however he(or they) have been seen in multiple cities and continents across the globe such as Toronto, Kingston, and Mont-Tremblant Canada; and Hong Kong. The existence of the Tub Guy is evident as a result of wreckage and footprints left behind in bathrooms across the globe. Often times bathrooms are left in complete disarray, underwear is frequency left in odd places, tiles are broken, and large pools of water are found.
Experts believe that Tub Guys are a result of college indulgence and excessive drinking that leads normal people to "Turn Tub Guy". They often have no memories of the events. The syndrome is similar to turning into a wolf man, except way more dangerous. Usually, the subject is found in an almost deceased state in the bath tub at 4am, having left the shower on four upwards of 4 hours. This is usually accompanied by a large increase in the water bill.
As mentioned little evidence other than the aftermath of the freaks has been recorded, however; there is some video evidence and eyewitness testimony from a particular incident involving the Kingston Tubguy (thought to have been the original Tub Guy).
Ian (broadcast text message-4:00am): "Tubguy"
Steve (10:00am): "Oh shit, tell me tub guy made an appearance"
Nick (10:01am): "yeah, the lock was ripped off... Black spandex hanging from the ceiling and puke everywhere"
T. (10:02am):"TUBBBBGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
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1. a stranger, anyone with whom you are unfamiliar.
2. a person, familiar or not, who elicits discomfort for any number of reasons.
I don't like riding the subway because it's full of potty guys.
I'm not going to the party if Van is going to be there, he's a potty guy.
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