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A twelve pack of beer.
drunk guy one: hey go the store a get another half rack of PRB.
drunk guy two: OK
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a woman that weighs 250 pounds
nick: thats one fat broad!
mike: yea, she's at least a duece and a half!
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Half-cast is a derogatory term to describe a person of mixed race or ethnicity. It is commonly used to refer to people who are white/black. This term is incorrectly believed to have been adopted from the Indian caste system, but 'Cast' comes from the Latin castus, meaning pure, and the derivative Portuguese and Spanish casta, meaning race.
"She married a black man and has three half cast children by him."
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when you're going to have sex but it just doesn't work out. this isn't when neither person has an orgasm... that's just bad sex. half-sex is so much worse. maybe the guy's dick was inside the girl, but really only technically. it doesn't feel good for either party - maybe it just didn't go all the way in, maybe one of you just didn't know what to do, maybe there was an interruption before things could get good, maybe he had whiskey dick - but ultimately it just sucks. No one was enjoying it, and it never even gets close to being pleasurable for either person. Neither partner would classify this as having sex, and they both end up disappointed.
Friend 1 - "Hey, what's your body count again?"
Friend 2 - "Just one - Tom!"
Friend 1 - "but you definitely slept with Mark too, shouldn't it be at least at two?"
Friend 2 - "Mark was just half sex, so I don't bother counting it."
Friend 1 - "What's half sex?"
Friend 2 - "Well, since he had whiskey dick and his roommate walked in before we did anything worthwhile,. it wasn't even real sex, it was just half-sex."
Friend 1 - "oh! I am so sorry, half sex is the WORST."
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noun, meaning a penis that is not fully erect, but half-way.
It was horrible when I had to walk in front of the class with a half-pipe hanging out.
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It's a term used to describe a sexual position where the man is on top with one of the woman's legs pushed up into the air or all the way up beside her head if she's limber enough. The alternative is the double hucklebuck which is self explanatory.
Man, last night I put Kathy in the half hucklebuck and she came like a wildcat.
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when you set your privacy settings on facebook to not include tagged pics, access to your wall, etc for a select group of people. your aunts, uncles, little cousins, (insert anyone you don't want seeing incriminating photos of you or stalking your shit) keep joining facebook and you have no choice but to friend them... you can at least half-friend them to minimize stalking, ridicule and generally being a bad influence.
"I can't believe aunt viv joined facebook, now she comments on every photo and every status update, it's getting annoying. as if i needed her knowing i 'ended up puking in a bush' and was crazy drunk last night. my friends left that little anecdote on my wall and she commented 'you got some splainin to do' Ugh."
"You should have half-friended her like I did, she can't see shit on my profile."
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