Pity hangs is when you hang out with someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Bill: Yo Nick, you hung out with Jeff the other day??
Nick: Yeah, I gave him some pity hangs; I didn't want him to kill himself, ya know.
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A imaginary festival where only people suffering from the previous night are invited.
"Matt, how you feeling this morning?"
"Im rockin out at the Hang Fest!"
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When you're far behind the rest of your squad as you walk through the hometown.
"Where did Tommy go?" "Oh, he's just hanging ass back there." "Well, I guess he won't be there when we tongue punch his Mom's fart box and shit on her nightstand."
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watch netflix and make out w grabbing butts, boobs, and other objects
wanna come and netflix and hang at my house claire?
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Hanging out with a friend or acquaintance after not doing so for an extended period, and with no intention of doing so again soon. Meant to 'maintain' a relationship, but not necessarily further it.
Yea, I hadn't talked to Doug in like five weeks, so I'm going over there tonight for a maintenance hang. Hopefully I won't have to see him again for a few weeks...
(Note: works well with those friends you wish to maintain a... *business* relationship with...)
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When you have a small little poop that wonβt fall off of your butt and you decide to wipe it just to make the shit go all over the surroundings of your butt hole
Hey Carlos, guess what! I just had a hang shit in the bathroom
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69 but sucking toes. Both parties, toe to mouth action.
βJosh and Derek were hanging 20 last night.β
βShe asked him to hang 20.β
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