The Holy Bible

The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature

The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.

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Holy Land

Holy Land, The area between your balls and butt-hole...Commonly referred to as the gooch.

Ow! I think a spider just bit my holy land!

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holy potatoes

A Phrase That People use to express something

HOLY POTATOES! Did you see what Albert Said to Gertrude?

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holy cow

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

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holy water

Holy water is the lube you use when cracking the virgin asshole of a Christian chick. If you like her, like you'd like to retap that again later, then you want to use you know, whatever quality lube you can get from a gas station as your "holy water". If this is an angry tap, like your dad was real religious and you had some bad religious experiences, then your spittle will be the only holy water that chick is getting that night.

I met one of those kooks at the abortion rally. I'm gonna tear that ass up, but I haven't decided what type of holy water to splash on the bitch splitter. I can tell you one thing, I'm really looking forward to cuming in that rectory.

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holy cheese!

Used in place of Holy Shit

Holy cheese! She's looser than your mom is!

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Holy Booty

An exclamation for almost anything that could possibly happen.

Holy booty that guy just got his face crushed by a shotput!

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