How is Everything Check

The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.

Person1:"We need a new fork. This one fell on the floor."

Person2:"I'll ask the waiter to get a new one on his how is everything check."

3744👍 4766👎

How you doin?!?

A popular phrase coined by radio DJ and tv personality, Wendy Williams. How You Doin?! is not only a greeting of the show, but when something or someone is very gay.

Jordan *Very feminine and flamboyant*: Hey miss honey, what's goin on sweetness?!

Kalisha: How you doin?!?!

232👍 265👎

How's your butt?

What I ask my dog because he shits all the time. Plus, I want him to consider the condition of his anus, especially when we go out because another dog might sniff it.

Me: Hey, Jack, how's your butt?
Jack: I'm hungry.

6👍 3👎

how big are you

1)meaning to the extent of the size of your penis.

2)they want ur cock inside of their rim hole

when someone ask you this question how big are you? then it menas that he wants to have raging buttsex with ur rim hole

30👍 30👎

That's how I roll

A phrase used to defer responsibility, akin to "it is what it is". Usually used when someone's behavior is questioned, or when someone wants to brag about something they are subconciously not proud of.

Q: "So you tapped his girlfriend, and then when he found out...YOU kicked HIS ass!?!??"

A: "Fool shoulda known....That's how I roll."

87👍 97👎

How Ya Doin'

A friendly greeting. If used too heavily, it may become quite a nuisance to both the user and the people who are forced to listen to it. Another side-effect is answering any and all questions or demands with the phrase. A case study found that if the phrase is depended on too greatly, it may become a song, or in some cases a rap. This phrase can also be given an extra amount of greatness by adding my genuine "uhpt" to the beginning or end of it. *WARNING* If you know someone who is using this phrase, it is probably best to tell him to get mental help. If he/she continues to say the phrase, your the listener will begin to use it. and eventually you will both spontaneously combust...Uhpt!

In this example we will use Jimme "Barf" Wotzen and his friend Adam Pardigo

Adam: "Sup dude, how have you been?"

Jimme: "Uhhpt, How ya doin'."

Adam: "Good, hows the family?"

Jimme: "How ya doin."

Adam: "What?"

Jimme: "How ya doin."

12👍 10👎

[that's how I roll]

popularized by Jack Black in his "Anchorman" cameo after he punts Baxter off the bridge.
it means "that's how I do things, if you don't like it, too bad. I am an independent person and I scoff at your preconceived notions of society."

Ron Burgundy: "wait, what are you doing?!"
(Jack Black punts Baxter, Ron's dog, off the bridge)
Jack: "That's how I roll"

16👍 13👎