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The difficult period of the first three days of substaining from an addictive substance or habit. It is often the case that when you're trying to avoid doing something that you are addicted to, the earliest parts of it (often three days) are the hardest. The something addictive can smoking, drugs, alcohol, fast food or even a close and intense relationship. Once the inital peroid is up, however, the quitting, abstintence and rehabilitation process is more bearable on a day-by-day basis.
"Go easy on Mike today, he's quitting cigarettes. And he's still on the second day of the three day hump."
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The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)
"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"
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Hump n' Trump =
When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.
'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'
' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'
'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'
'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'
A dance move in which a person will come up behind the dancer or other person and proceed to hump/dance with them until the person turns around, at which time the jump 'n hump individual runs away avoiding recognition and leaving their victim confused and stunned. The literal translation deriving from being physically jumped and then humped.
Girl: (dancing, somehow gets separated from other girls/friends)
Guy: (starts dancing behind her)
Girl: what? (starts to turn around)
Guy: (Turns to girl next to her and starts dancing looking unaware)
Girl: Watch out Meg, there's some guy here doing the Jump 'N Hump.
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A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.
He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.
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To hit on someone sexually, either aggressively or persistently, but not violently.
Variations include "humping the leg", "hump her leg"
She knew that if she wore that little black dress to the bar, she’d have guys humping her leg all night long.
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A sexual position while in an orgy, in which you and your best friend try to avoid seeing one another’s penises by having your backs to each other. In the process you bump rumps one to many times causing each butt to become raw and bleeding and thus you are now blood brothers.
The Raw Hiney Hump is a pain in the ass, even hours after you're finished.