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When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.
I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.
he's a youtube animator/comic artist you fucking horns i get that this website is majorly dedicated for sexual definitions but you guys took it too far
you disgust me
IT'S ALSO A FOOD BY THE WAY-
Ice Cream Sandwich is legitimaly funny,
When you turn your partner on their side and stuff their little holes with your ice cream
Man last night my friend gave me the best ice cream sandwich in my asshole!!!!
The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
have you heard about johns new hobby? hes making kurdish ice cream for every man he sees!
The term for eating blue waffles.
"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"
Slang term referring to a fallacy of argument, the act of referencing a source or example that has very little or nothing to do with a current debate. The act of turning attention away from matter at hand by creating a distraction.
Mike: No you're wrong there were three cupcakes left.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.