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Car Accident

When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something

Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better

Max: Me too

by BusBusBusBusBus February 27, 2017

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NOAH IS THE CAR

he's the car

noah is the car *drives noah*

by Kairoen June 19, 2019

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Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeffโ€™s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

by ProbablySam October 30, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


car dependency

A measure of how dependent people are on cars to meet the needs of daily life.

There's so much car dependency in Houston I can't walk to the fucking grocery store.

by javasgifted February 3, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keying a Car

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.

Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.

by TheProff April 24, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 18, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


CAR JACKING

THIS IS WHEN A MAN DRIVES AROUND TOWN FURIOUSLY WACKING OFF IN HIS CAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.SOME TINT THEIR WINDOWS,AND SOME ARE BLATANTLY DO IT IN CONVERTIBLES.THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL WHOS DOING IT WHILE YOUR INNOCENTLY DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,SO BE CAREFUL,THERE OUT THERE CAUSING ACCIDENTS.WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WORD...WACKCIDENT.

POP BETTER STOP CAR JACKING ALL OVER TOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN HIM IN,AND HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED.NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR,BUT IT IS JUST MISDEMEANOR FOR THIS TYPE OF CAR JACKING.

by WACK ATTACK April 18, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž