Ear Sex

When ears of corn are polinated by hand.

Man, I totally fucked that corn over there...Yeah, there was a lot of Ear Sex going on.

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shit ears

a person who emits faeces from their ears when they sneeze.

"i tried to hold this sneeze in today. Alas, no use. Smatterings of shit went everywhere. Man am i a shit ears or what?"

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swimmers ear

when you cum in a girls EAR

oooh shit i justcame in your ear now you have SWIMMERS EAR

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play it by ear

We say play it by "ear" because we are making decisions as we HEAR them. This means we are not making any final plans right now because we might hear of other things that could prevent us from being able to participate. So basically it means I might have better shit to do.

Aimee: Hey can you hang out tomorrow night?
John: I might have to work late so let's play it by ear.

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ear dicked

when someone is sleeping, you put ur shag stick in their ear. Kinda gay but really really funny to watch.

Yo Nick just ear dicked Ben, that little fag probobly enjoyed it too!

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ear-rape

When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.

Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."

Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."

Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."

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Ear Fucked

When someone is talking rubbish to you...

I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked

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