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When the person next to you in bed farts on your first thing in the morning.
He gave me a morning hug right after the alarm went off. It was gross!
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A particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the anus, "reaches around" and makes contact with an outer area of one of your butt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.
Sally: "Why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?"
Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."
Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"
Mitch: "Quite."
Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."
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The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
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a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.
My morning wood is huge, but probably because I'm horse hung.
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After a night of drunken sex you forget to remove the condom and urinate all over a girls bathroom and piss off her roommate.
Andy pulled a morning beller at that fat chicks house last night.
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a friendly greeting via txt to welcome your fellow buddy to the new day
jordie: morning loo!
lara: morning poo!
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