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1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates
2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades
Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.
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A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.
'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'
'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.
The theory that any individual can only absorb a certain amount a fat within a given time span. Therefore, once a person has reached their 'fat max' they will be able to continue gorging themselves without any further detrimental consequence.
After eating a full order of mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and spinach dip at TGI Friday's, Sara, an avid supporter of the fat max theory, realized that she had most likely reached her fat max for the night and therefore felt completely guilt-free when she ordered the cheesecake.
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A new concept that was come up with by those that are trying to reinstill racism in the white population of the United States. A false idea that with the law of probabilities can be proven to be false. It is an effort to combat our over hundred years effort to give the black population equality. This instills in our white kids that blacks are not equal and inferior to the white race. This teaching will increase the amount of racism we have in the culture and teach young kids that they are born racist when in fact most of their families are teaching them to not be racist.
Critical race theory is a bunch of bs.
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As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
If you are carrying a large enough object in your hands, observers will simply think you are going where you are supposed to be going, and doing what you are supposed to be doing. Useful in mischievous endeavors.
Large Object Theory occurs if you walk by a staff meeting carrying three large crates, people will assume that those crates need to be somewhere, and you have been assigned to the task. They won't stop you to insist you attend the meeting.
The circumference of a female's upper arm can determine how much she will weigh in the future. A larger circumference predicts a woman will gain weight uncontrollably as she ages, while a smaller circumference predicts that she will keep her petite figure without much effort.
"Damn dude, the upper arm theory predicts your bitch will be fat by the time she is 30"
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