The sexual action of putting glitter on your asshole and then fart it at someone else.
- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”
- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”
A phrase redditors use to deter any kind of criticism from something they worship, usually a piece of digital media or intellectual property.
"I didn't think that new Marvel film was that good."
"Yikes. Ermm, okay sweetie, let's unpack this. First of all, don't yuck someone's yum..."
To tell someone something disturbing about yourself and , quote on quote, “drowning them” in the truth.
It’s “drowning in smoke” because smoke is viewed as something unhealthy and overall not good.
The fact you’d be saying about yourself would be so disturbing that they would almost die of shock. And since they can’t forget it, it would “drown them”.
“Tell me about what happened.”
“Man, it’d drown you in smoke if I did.”
“You should tell him what Joey does.”
“I don’t want to drown someone in smoke like that.”
To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.
to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?
A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.
A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!
On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name
Blah blah blah “National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”