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May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
December 5th is national sell someone day! Sell someone your friends your family randoms on the street or someone named kazuha or venus!
Hey what’s today’s date?
December 5th
Oh national sell someone day
Yea I sold someone named kazuha
When you try to think of something good (usually to type as a comment) but the only good thing you can think of has already been used, so you try to think of something original.
Come on, I can't think of something someone else hasn't already used for a good comment.
To have one's hand thrust in someone else's pocket in a sexual manner.
Chris was playing pocket pool in someone's pocket.
Busy doing chores and other stuff.
Friend: Hey, you free?
Me: Can't, I'm burying someone.
When you're not quite sure of what to say or what was said.
Man 1, did you finish the project?
Man 2, .....
Man 2, blaine someone?
Marshmallow sweet cheeky and always there for you, if you’re upset she will be there by your side making sure that not a single tear drop hits the ground! Loyal and smart ,kind at heart and always only 2 steps behind you like a shadow.
She normally gets everything she wants cos she’s such a good girl . Always right there when you walk thru the door to greet you with a little treat wiggling her bum shuffling her feet.
Dont be fooled by her pretty face and gentle nature though , rub her the wrong way and suffer the consequences hurt the people she loves and you will face the wrath of marshmallow!
Marshmallow name for someone you can’t live with out!
Oh marshmallow you’re the best!! 🥰