A Jade Anell is a Swedish male. He is godlike with a enormous dick. He impresses all the chicks with his baby blues and mighty strenth.
Do not mess with a Jade Anell or his woman because if you do he will literally snap you in half with two fingers.
Hot chick with enormous boobs" Jade you are so handsome"
Jade Anell:
A literal god.
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Lebron James ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Female : I just went to The Bronze Jade art gallery.
Gigachad Smegma: OMG LEBRON JAMES!!!! THIS IS SO SIGMA MALE OHIO SKIBIDI TOILET RIZZ ANTI TIKTOK ANTI FURRY NATION!!!
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Dead. A misunderstood soul
Goodnight Sweet Prince
1981-2009
Oh no Jade Goody died of cancer
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Someone who has been taken advantage of by the media and labelled a racist when she clearly is not one. A victim of criticism and unjustified bad treatment.
"Don't blow it out of proportion like what happened to Jade Goody"
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a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.
jessica jaded is going straight to the top.
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A Schutter who would cheat on her boyfriends with other guys, and is always on the rebound for other guys. would date guy days after she breaks up with a boyfriend of years.
"Wow dude dump your girl she is a such a jade folk"
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1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable
"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."
"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."
"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."
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