When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there
“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”
to which the mother would most likely respond—
“Of course! Take as long as you need!”
The act of sticking coins in someone’s prostate then cumming on the coins in the prostate
Hey babe can we do the jewish tunnel tonight i got the coins
a jewish girl you wanna rizz up but its a hard thing to do
"You must be the Tower of Babel because you make me unable to communicate effectively" this is jewish rizz
When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.
Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.
Its where a bunch of Jewish guys stand around and wank on a penny and whoever releases last has to keep the penny in their wallet for a week and then use it in a large grocery store
Dude I just got stuck with a Jewish jizzkit and its Friday!
The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.
David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."