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Rotters Jock

A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.

My underwear is wet and now I have contracted Rotters Jock

by Denislovesrashers September 8, 2020


Rotters-Jock

When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.

Not lethal, but the smell.....

"Jaysus, he was out hiking for the weekend and came back with a baaaad case of Rotters-Jock."

by Beamish-Miester September 8, 2020


Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.

Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????

by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017


hiding jock

To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.

Homie had drugs hiding jock.

by Olejb November 22, 2015


Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.

Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!

by Fordgazm September 10, 2009


Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.

Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet

by ManFromQueens June 28, 2021


Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.

Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.

by Rusty Trombosis March 13, 2024