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Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019


Jonathan Arbuckle

AKA Jon Arbuckle, Jon is the owner of Garfield and Odie.

Garfield and Odie like to annoy Jon. Poor Jonathan Arbuckle.

by Rhoddium November 22, 2021


Jonathan crowley

Jonathan Crowley is a kind, smart and handsome boy who is willing to take risks if someone needs his help or there is an adventure in sight.
Mysterious, funny and affectionate with those close to him, he liked fantasy, science fiction, terror and mystery so much that he seems like a character out of a tell.

"I'm excited, today while it was raining... that guy from the back of the schoolroom; Jonathan Crowley gave me his jacket and greeted me, we were talking for a while about a little bit of everything. He told me that we should go out together for a walk in the park or see a movie.

by November 24, 2021


jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.

*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "

by vanderHill June 28, 2021


Jonathan Garnham

Small, feminine man who teaches Computer Science

Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"

by big gazza 194 April 16, 2024


jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024


Jonathan Taylor

Jonathan Taylor (born January 19, 1999) is an American football running back for the Indianapolis Colts, currently the 2021/2022 NFL MVP and OROY.

1: Did Jonathan Taylor win the MVP?
2: Yes he did!

by TheFridge123 December 27, 2022