male lesbian

something that doesn't exist

male lesbians are straight men, no matter how you chop it up

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Kelly (Male)

A over the top at times person, loyal, smart for a Kelly, only cares about the people in his circle, loud and incredibly funny, athletic and strong, knows when to be serious, gets no females.

Kelly (Male), that's him!

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Male Suffrage

The various and seemingly endless number of things that men endure so that they are not cut off from sex.

Like women's constitutional right to vote, sex is man's God-given and inalienable right although it is often denied to them by the subjective and severely whimsical nature of the women who maintain a monopoly on their nooky.

"Dude, how can you listen to your girlfriend's constant whining?"

"Hey, she's hot and really great in bed. It's just a bad case of male suffrage yo".

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Beta Male

A beta male would be the exact opposite of an Alpha male. First, notice that beta male isn't capitalized like Alpha male, and that is for a reason. beta males are plagued with anxiety, insecurity, and are all around dominated by their peers. beta males are unlikely to ever find success, mostly due to their lack of confidence and insufficient sexual demeanor.

Woman: "That beta male couldn't even keep his dick up for thirty seconds, I need an alpha that could keep it as hard as steel."

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Beta Male

a thin, pasty, white "male" who lacks eye contact and avoids confrontation at all times, frequently described as a cuckold, he lacks the motive to eat food and lift weights.

john - who is that beta male over there?
mike - him? oh he's ciaron wan kerr

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male menstruation

the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate

"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x

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male polish

finger nail polish for men, usually of the metrosexual type who care about their looks. Typically matches in color with their manpris, manigans, man makeup, skin tone, and/or manktops.

person 1: i went to the drugstore today to buy some male polish, wanna try some?
person 2: sorry dude, thats not my thing. i'm not metrosexual like you.
person 1: oh yeah, sorry..... OH but i also bought some man makeup in your skin tone!
person 2: ...

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