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mass age

when shrimp mass age its considered a lie

shrimps cant mass age wdym ?

by Euejjejwkk December 12, 2021


mass age

decades of years taken away like mass murder

u cant mass age a shrimp only cats tho!

by Euejjejwkk December 12, 2021


Mid fight Masses

An Fnf mod that got discontinued sadly bc the creator dokkidoodlez got death threats over a mod

Me:mid fight masses is cool

by Inotpurplegirlgachastudios016 October 29, 2023


PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.

Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.

by October 3, 2023


hopkinton mass

hopkinton is rich safe looking place yet it’s not. once u meet the classes of 2022 thru 2027 u will have a butt fucking exspirance. everyone wants to commit suicid and are all in drugs. they love to bully people to the point of death and self harm. everyone in the 8th grade is suicidal and has a severe drug and alcohol addiction.

“hey did you hear about that one 8th grader in mass kill themselves, ya bro they they prolly from hopkinton mass lmao, ya dude if u look at hms flame acc u can see he was not sober prolly scince 5th grade”

by nfager January 21, 2023


Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

Dom did it

Dom did the Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

by mattcris4n May 24, 2020


Mass shootings

Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.

Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"

Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"

Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."

Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."

Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."

Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."

Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2022

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