the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into
"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."
A phrase that one may use in order to gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.
"Hey! I feel like we have a connection and I would love to arrange a meeting with you soon."
Meeting someone on a social networking site, such as MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter
Hey, it's nice to MySpace Meet you!
A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.
Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?
Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.
Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.
it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins
''my names Andreja and I'm an alcoholic...''
''hello Andreja, hello everyone''
'' I love my drunk meetings''
Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person
Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings