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Mile High Club

A secret organization of rich men who own private jets, and throw lavish parties while the fly around the world.

Some day, I want to join the mile high club

by John The BigAss October 4, 2015

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a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative

"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

by octopod April 11, 2004

94๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

by der Klunker January 17, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.

Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile

by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014


15 Mile Mafia Crips

A huge crips gang in Clinton Township on 15 mile road. Rivals with the 13 mile brim bloods and Mount clemens bloods.

The 15 Mile Mafia Crips shot my friend because he was wearing a red t shirt.

by South Side Chicano July 16, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


3-mile hike

Cockney rhyming slang for 'dyke'

Hey man, I tried pulling that doris over there but she wasn't interested. Clearly she must be a 3-mile hike.

by Conrad Fado October 7, 2011

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miles everest-ring

Miles is one of the sexiest guys you will ever meet. He is Cute , Adorable, Sexy, Fit and hot. You will never find a guy like Miles. He is always loyal to his girlfriend and is the boyfriend you could ever have. Miles always knows how to make a girl happy and cares about there feelings. He has a great sence of humour. One of the best people you will ever meet.

Ilysfm Miles xx

Miles everest-ring Best boyfriend

by Laura Tomlinson January 3, 2015

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