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shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021


monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 02, 2013


Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole

I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch

by JTCarter March 25, 2022


Monke Month

The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes

It is Monke Months!

by Xtecher April 25, 2022


Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 20, 2021


Monke time

Basically if you are monkey = time

Did you do "Monke time" yet

by Monke gamer June 16, 2022


monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves January 22, 2016