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Commonly accepted as a rave, Monster Massive is a large Halloween dance festival that is completely legal and legitimate.
Costumes are encouraged.
Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in.
Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert.
Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.
Informed person: "Have you heard of monster massive?"
Misinformed person: "Isn't that a big crazy rave in LA?"
Informed person: "No, it's a Halloween dance festival that is a lot like a rave, but you can buy tickets at Ticketmaster, it's not in an obscure location out in the middle of nowhere, and drugs are not used/sold openly."
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The sluttiest mustiest foul-smelling girl at a party that one of your drunken friends hooked up with due to your encouragement that she was in fact attractive.
John, I can't believe you boned that sewer monster last night..I was just playin when i said she looks like Britney Spears. She looks more like Aries Spears...
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1. adjective. Used to describe a woman who has consumed herself with motherhood. Lounges in pajamas knows all the preschool shows. Talks frequently and at length about her child.
2. Noun. When your mom has had enough. Constantly says no, screaming and yelling like she has lost her mind. To a degree she has.
Dude, Mommy Monster grounded me for a month, I gotta find a way to make up not taking the trash to the curb for a month.
My friend Emily used to be awesome, now she is a total Mommy Monster.
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PixelJunk Monsters is a downloadable game developed by Q-Games for the PlayStation 3. Simple yet fiendishly addictive, this has to be one of the best PSN (PlayStation Network) games available.
Person A. Dude fancy playing Pixeljunk Monsters?
Person B. That sounds lame dude.
10 minutes later
Person B. This is the best game ever.
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This is a person in your community that constantly gets triggered. He or she chirps people a lot but when the chirps start flying back they immediately get triggered.
Maddox: Hey Robert i banged your mom!
Robert: SHUT UP I AM SO TRIGGERED!!!
Maddox: Buddy your such a trigger monster.
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When loading a video on the Internet, this is the figurative monster that prevents you from seeing the entire video as one smooth video. This occurs when your progress in a video "catches up" with the part not yet loaded/buffered and the video is prevented from progressing until the next part loads/buffers.
Usually, the buffer monster gets you when you least expect it to or at the most inconvenient time of the video. Most common forms include the spinning circles, the "dot-dot-dot," and the growing and/or glowing bars. (Note: the buffer monster can also sometimes be invisible.)
To avoid the buffer monster:
1. Let the entire video load before pushing play.
2. Get a faster computer and/or internet connection.
"This next part of the video is amaz--dammit! It's still loading."
"Haha, yeah...the buffer monster got you!"
"Shut up, Todd."
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Originally a Sparks song (eaten by the Monster of Love) "Monster of Love" is a personification of love, being represeted as a monster that eats people up, and spits out people with all the cliche signs of being in love (doey eyes, big grins etc.)
It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em
It chews them up and spits out creatures with those
Goo-gooy-ey eyes
Sick sickly smiles
It just isn't right
And my father said "don't worry, son"
But look at him, he should have run
Eaten by the monster of love
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