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the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.
morgan massaro is beautiful.. duh
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Some horrible country singer with the goofiest mullet I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know which is worse, Morgan Wallen’s hair or his music.
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While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
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The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.
Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
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A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
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Yells alot. Has great hair. Hates hotdogs. Super pretty.
Morgan C: *flips gorgeous blonde hair* "that hot dog looks so nasty I'm gonna VOMIT!!"
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A rare species of the average Morgan, he can be spotted behind poles, looking at corners, or laughing out of nowhere. The Morgan 2.0 has unnatural speed and can disappear in a blink of a eye. The scariest thing is the smile of the 2.0 which is very simular to the one of a Morgan 1.0
Friend: Hey look! Its Morgan 2.0 !
2.0: *Looks and Smiles*
Friend:RUN!!!
Ryan:RUS! RUS! RUS!
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