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Some horrible country singer with the goofiest mullet I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know which is worse, Morgan Wallen’s hair or his music.
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While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
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The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.
Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
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A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
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The art of Fucking a horse while it's still pulling a Amish buggy behind it.
I was driving through the country, when I saw a woman doing The Adam Morgan
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a zac morgan is a young troll that can’t afford decent basic living standards, he cheats on his girlfriend and makes them feel guilty about it. a zac morgan has warts all over his body and is highly contagious so everyone should stay away. his garden has shit everywhere and his house stinks of BO just like him
girl: “ew there’s something ugly over there”
boy: “don’t go that way, it must be a zac morgan!”
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Gaz Morgan; Welsh. No matter how much he may try to deny it, no matter what loopholes they spout, gaz morgan is undoubtedly welsh. Accept no excuses no other nationalities, this Gaz is Welsh!
A phrase to substitute for Welshman everywhere.
A; Were they Welsh?
B; What? Gaz Morgans? Yeah they were!
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