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A situation where motherfuckers are being motherfuckers.
or the attitude of someone being a motherfucker.
Can also be referred to as motherfuckeness.
"I can't deal with your motherfuckness right now!"
"This motherfuckness is pissing me off!"
"Don't read the comment section, it is full of motherfuckness!"
"What kind of motherfuckness is this"
A girl who sleeps with multiple men while in a relationship, while her boyfriend/husband is in the same building.
That dumb motherfucking slut fucked my best friend while I was in the loundroom watching the news
where guys call each other motherfucker when they greet each other. They are not being insulting to each other and it is a display of affection. The difference between this and an insult is in tone of voice and body language ect.
Man 1: hey I haven't seen you in a long time. You doing motherfucker?
Man 2: just fine. How are you doing motherfucker?
Man1: Great.
And that is an example of a motherfucker greeting.
This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.
A: Isn´t that Billy over there?
B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?
A: Yes.
A person who relies on profanity or insults in order to sound cool or intimidating.
Bro everyone knows that Tom is a bitchy-fucky-motherfucker.